baerials:

carleecochina:

hurriking:

winandtonic:

Zeke doesn’t know what howling is.

ITS LIKE ALL THE OTHER DOGS ARE YEELING “ZEKE STOP YOURE EMBARRASSING US”

Oh my fucking god

DOGS

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

When your internet sucks so much that even pictures wont load…

Three Types of Angels

humorousdelicacies:

Humans categorize angels in one of three ways:

Biblical

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Supernatural

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Victorian

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Of course, none are suitable for the modern angel

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But you can select pieces of each archetype that work for you

for example:

The Loyalty of a Biblical Angel

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The Power of a Supernatural Angel

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And the sexual attractiveness of the Victoria Secret Angel

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This leaves humans confused and unable to pigeonhole you

What they are forced to do instead, is take you seriously

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

hvit-ravn:

We are Groot

…I did not realise how much I wanted/needed this until I saw it…

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

hvit-ravn:

We are Groot

…I did not realise how much I wanted/needed this until I saw it…

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK